Sylvia was in her backyard hanging up her washing
when Sarah, her next door neighbor
, poked her head over the fence and said,
"I don't like being the one to have to tell you this Sylvia,
but there's a rumor going around that your husband Robert is chasing the women."
"So what?" said Sylvia
."But at his age!" said Sarah, "He's over 80 isn't he?"
"Ya, so he's eighty-two, so what?" replied Sylvia.
"Let him chase girls.
Dogs chase cars, but when they catch one,
can they drive it?"
Submitted by: Sid