Our Break up was due to religious difference. he thought he was God i didn't 

Submitted by: Scot
 

Funny Break up lines


To a tall guy: u make me feel short so lets break up

lets breakup..just for a change ,i promise!!

My dog likes u more than me...so i think v should break up..

Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU


All my friends at the gay bar said I should go through with the sex change, what do you think?


Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.


No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.


My ex had a much bigger.. (this is where you get smacked)

You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.


You looked better when I was drinking.


I can't figure out what sex you are, even after having sex with you.

Two simple words. "I am gay"

I'm no longer worthy of you (Keep repeating until s/he agrees with you)


I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator.


You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.


" I want someone who can buy me a new car. "

Submitted by: Fred

 

Funny Break up jokes

Submitted by: Kate
 

Why Some Get Back Together After A Break Up

My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I?ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.
Simply devastated. Won?t you please consider coming back to me?
You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you.
I need you so much. Won?t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning?
I love you so.

Yours always and truly,John




P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

Submitted by: Fred

 

Funny Break up jokes

Submitted by: Kate
 

I have Horrible Taste in men

Submitted by: Kate
 

When Mother is alone with the baby and when father is alone with the baby check difference

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Pinky




I Was Just Thinking We Could Use Some Time Apart




Now You Are Just Somebody




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