I have been using vim.... because

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java.
He hates me.

Geek meditation Session

You know you're an overweight geek when you realise naan breads are shaped like the millenium falcon.

I think my girlfriend's a bit of a science geek.
She stopped at her mate's yesterday and has just texted me to say that they'd 'spent the night experimenting'.

You know you’re a geek when you look at a CD cover and think, "I have that font."

Am I the only geek who thinks it should be flight 404 that's not found?

only geek can understand

The only Date I get is update



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