Only geek can understand

Hey girl you turn my Floppy disc
into Hard drive

She wants D
You need girl who wants A

Star War geek

2 days after giving birth, my wife was back in hospital.
Wife - "You said that when our child was born you would give up this Star Wars obsession!"
Me - "Well it's your fault for having a caesarean"
Wife - "How's that?"
Me - "I mistook you for a Tauntaun"

your mother is so fat,
the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

There is #000000 smoke coming from the Sistine Chapel.
Someone left me know when it's #FFFFFF

Geek moms

My girlfriend thinks I'm a geek, just because I wanted to talk about anti-virus software protection in bed.
I haven't mentioned condoms again.

I never realised how much of a geek I was.
Last night, when my girlfriend was too far up the bed, I told her to "scroll down".

That shirt holds 2 Giga B


My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.
She said, "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a Transformer. It's stupid. I've had enough and I'm leaving you."
I said, "But, Baby, I can change."
She said, "There you go again!"

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