Yo hairline is so deep People can see what you are thinking.

You have more face to wash every morning

* He took his talents to South Beach and left his hairline in Cleveland
* His hariline is slowly fading like his chances at getting ring
* Lebron hairline staighter than yours
* Don't want to say her scalp was thinning out, but with a hairline that wide, somebody will be able to drive a truck down the middle and not touch either side.
* Her hairline had so many peaks and valleys you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
* Her hairline was as deep as the Panama Canal. In fact I thought I saw a ship sailing through yesterday.
* For years she walked around with a crooked hairline. After three operations the plastic surgeons finally got it straightened out. Now they have to go back in to straighten out her face.

Yo barber played search and destroy with your hairline

Parting is such sweet sorrow

* Yo hairline is like John Cena "You can't see me"
* They had an amber alert for yo hairline
* Yo hairline thought north was south
* Yo hairline look like tangled up Christmas lights
* Yo barber is in horror movies
* Yo hairline is hibernating for the winter
* Fallout 4 is about your hairline
* Yo hairline so ugly even Justin Beiber said 'Never'.

Yo hairline look like a graph of your career

He will get his tube at 8:00
but his hairline would walk in 8:40

After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

My mate has been really depressed lately because his receeding hairline.
I said to him, "Look on the bright side mate, you'll save an absolute fortune on not having a girlfriend ever again."

Your hairline was playing "sorry" ...
Pulled the wrong card and moved back 5 spaces

Yo hairline look like avatar tatoos

* Yo hairline look like a science fiction movie.
* Yo hairline look like my grandma after taking a shower; unattractive and wrinkly.
* Is that a pickle on yo forehead
* you don't consider yourself bald. you are simply taller than your hair.
* when you go to get their hair cut
barber says,"I think you've had enough."
* What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
Receding hairline.


* I only got one:
Me: You dropped something.
Them: What?
Me: Your hairline !

Yo hairline is like your face; unattractive

You sued yo barber for animal abuse

Yo hairline convert your fourhead into sixhead

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