I'm not a geek I'm a gamer
I'm not a geek.
I'm a level 81 warlord.
My girlfriend just left me because of my overwhelming obsession with Assassin's Creed...
I tried to explain I can't Altair the past!
My girlfriend is leaving me due to my obsession with Call Of Duty.
She won't get far I put a claymore near the door.
I am not a geek but
My wife was about to leave me because of my obsession with Skyrim but I persuaded her to stay.
Speech increased to 51.
My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with crosswords.
"Oh my God," I said, " You don't mean a judicial decree declaring the absolution of a marriage, 7 letters beginning with D?"
My wife has left me because of my obsession with battleships.
Its never happened B4
My wife left me because of my obsession with scrabble.
Obsession; 11 points...
My wife left me yesterday because of my obsession with Power Rangers.
Apparently shouting "ITS MORPHIN TIME!" when changing position during sex is not acceptable.