Men are like........ on the Ladies Perspective
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips..
Old car tires.
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom..
They always tell you what to do and are usually do not belive on it.